New Job

I got a new job at a day care center today, which is really funny following the last post that I wrote (see Child Muzzle post). I hope to have some ha-larious posts to follow because, well, don't kids say the darnest things?

Child Muzzles

Lately my ears have been very sensitive to children noises (screeching, screaming, etc.) I am thinking of inventing child muzzles, like pacifiers that don't come out. Inhumane?Maybe. Necessary? Definitely. You can probably tell I don't have kids, nor currently want any.